It would be selfish of me to keep all of these hilarious stories to myself, so I'll share them with you!
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Allen: Ethan, I'll be going to camp next week, so I won't get to see you for a week, I want you to be extra good for your mommy and help her out.
Ethan: I wanna come with you daddy
Allen: Not this time, you and mommy are going to have so much fun!
Ethan: (pointing to me) YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH HER??????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!?????
Me: Ethan! We spend every day together when dad is working! Geez!
Ethan: That's why I want to go with Daddy.
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Ethan: Hey momma!!!!
Me: whatcha need baby?
Ethan: Guess what aldergadors eat.
Me: Umm...not sure, why don't you tell me.
Ethan: Grandmothers.
Me: Only grandmothers?
Ethan: yep. Just grandmas. That's it.
Me: Good information to have.
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Ethan: I see a hedi-coptder (helicopter)!
Me: Cool! I see it too!
Ethan: I don't like those things, they take people to ouder-spaced and leave em up there.
Me: hmmmmm
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Allen: Hey Ethan! Whatcha doin?
Ethan: Playing in my room
Allen: Ok...what are you playing with?
Ethan: just playing nicely...that's all...now can I please get back to that?
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Mamaw: Ethan, you're feet are dirty, you have black stuff on them. What did you step in?
Ethan: Black stuff.
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Thank you Jesus for not giving me a boring child. Man, I love this kid.
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