I would like to take this time and apologize for some things I've done to you that could possibly embarrass you or cause you to have ill feelings toward me.
1. Your Valentines Day box. I should have drove my tail down to the target and gotten you a prefabricated totally awesome box. Instead I decided to make it without the proper supplies. So your box looks like a ghetto nightmare. All I had was scrap paper and a sharpie. Please don't hate me.
2. Cereal for supper. Listen dude I'm overwhelmed. End of story.
3. Constantly telling you that "your legs are younger than mine". In my defense they are. Ma and Pa told me that and it didn't ruin me for life. Speaking of how young your legs are....could you go get me a drink please? My legs are older than yours. Thanks bud.
4. You have to eat breakfast at school. Unless it's a special occasion or summer break. Cooking doesn't happen until lunch. Your mother isn't a morning person.
5. As long as it's funny I'm going to tell the world. It might embarrass you or be something you didn't want shared, but right now I'm using all the funny stuff you offer up.
6. I expect you to sing in front of everyone all the time regardless of if you want to or not.
Love,
Yo Mamma
I am so glad you're back to blogging! I've missed your blogs... they always make me smile! :)
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